After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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