I can tuck mytits in my pants
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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