im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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