yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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