she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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