i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
That was before I lit my hair on fire
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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