do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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