who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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