so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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