Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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