I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ladies don't puke and tell
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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