My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just gargled with NyQuil
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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