ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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