I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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