You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Congratulations! We have a period
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