she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It was a blind-side dick pic.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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