yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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