so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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