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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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