the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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