I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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