Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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