shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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