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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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