last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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