I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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