So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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