she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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