her vagine was all disorganized.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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