ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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