Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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