duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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