I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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