no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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