your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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