So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize