I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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