Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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