i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I love having hate sex.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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