No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize