So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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