what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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