He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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