all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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