Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
its liver damage thursday
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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