white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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