yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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