I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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