she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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