every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
last night I used snow as a chaser
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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