sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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